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I thought that iwasss the stranngge onnnne but at least im nown on my plamnet.... But we the undersignifacated would likikinda to inviticate the Moopig to unificatious wiv us........ BITBOB Majorette of PLanet Glob

BITBOB you speak with twisted tongue.The moopig speak with bacon tongue.
You are most welcome to the forum. The Roo will grooom thee to the mooopig tongue.

MIH

You know I`m sure I was in bed when this was written.

Tank u four unterstranding my lingwige i shelll tri toooo pick up and unterstrand the lingwige of the Moopig!!!!!!!!

The lingwige of the Moopig is a mixture of porcine and bovine with a thick brummy accent and a listhp. To understand Moopig you must before ,a conversation, take in a large quantity of alchol which will relax your vocal cords. This done you approach Moopig from the left as Moppig is deaf in his right eye and will only hear you up his right nostril.You must approach from this side so you will not scared Moopig as he is blind in his right ear . Once you have his attention place the big toe of your left up Moopigs left nostril.This will stop any stray snot or mucus flying out and spoiling your shoes.
Dont shout as this will un nereve Moopig and scare him.When Moopig is scared a natural response takes place and the carpet,yourself and the room will need dry cleanilng.Talk slowly and clearly but dont stare for too long as this can be seen as a threat and Moopig will eat your underpants (with you still in them).Dont talk down to Moopig because he will head butt you. Dont let Moopig know your scared cause he will bite your bottom.
These simple rules if followed correctly will make communication very east and stress free.

all this is completely true of course

I wouldnt lead him astray now would I?



MIH

thats a chance he will have to take n SEEEEE

Hes a handsome lad you know so ???????



MIH

ROO ya GAY sorry mate ive been ready your posts for thelast few days n its official GAY

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO I`m not ask my wife

MIH

Just texted her n she agrees

Oh bugger

MIH

nevermind mate, look at elton n george michael they do ok for gays, you could follow in there foot steps, ps dont go for a piss though

Ta mate.Theres me wanting no1s.No coppers about.Its neighbours petrol tank again.



MIH

ai, she said to me the other day shes had that car 3 years n never put petrol in it yet, mmmmmm

Oh yes and it goes like a sodding bomb



MIH

local piss for local people,(joke mate, royston varsey n all that)

There`s nothing for you here this is a moopig forum for moopig people we`ll have no trouble here.

MIH

ai ai ai ai ai cool

Why does Royston Vasey always get a mention when Moopigs around?

Is there something we're not telling people?


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oh yeah, and welcome BitBob

well i prefer little britain misen, love that fat fighters me, funny as

That butchers has me cold.

that simple lass reminds me of ron when he had that dress on "e e errrr" window licker

Ron "window licker" I nearly wet my self.

is that a new song or what he does?