I can feel a song coming on.............
We are moopig n we eat pies,
Kanga creates feasts for our eyes
we are moopig n we eat pies,
the bathroom scales are now telling lies.
No wonder Roos a big lad
We wonder how many pies hes had
No wonder Roos a big lad
We wonder how many pies hes had
Bramley apples a filling they do make
Fresh from the oven the pie does steam
Kanga really knows how to bake
All we need know is double cream
No wonder Roos a big lad
We wonder how many pies hes had
No wonder Roos a big lad
We wonder how many pies hes had
The crusts are light and crispy
The fillings hot and sweet
The custard is so creamy
Roos so god damn wispy
No wonder Roos a big lad
We wonder how many pies hes had
No wonder Roos a big lad
We wonder how many pies hes had